Quote some line from Elvis Costello's song "Alison"...

I could go into a whole long explanation about why I've decided to write a blog, give all sorts of justifications on why anyone should care about what I have to say, tell you how much better your life will be once you read my postings... (you get the idea). Instead, I'm gonna keep the introductory post to the point. I've finally decided to embrace this whole social media thing.  While I'm neither important enough nor insignificant enough to have a blog, I think I'm pretty awesome and hopefully I can add some insight, entertainment, knowledge, whatever to your day.

Although I haven't quite decided the direction I want to take this, I'll give you a little info on myself that will hopefully make understanding my posts a little easier:

I think I'm funny.  I love to laugh and like to make myself do so.  It's not uncommon for me to say that "I'm funny" following a statement if I don't think other people truly appreciate the gem that just came out of my mouth. I love to dance. I've been doing it my whole life and I like to think I'm pretty good.  I'm really not as arrogant as I seem right now.  As confident as I am in some respects, I'm extremely modest in others. I always have a smile on my face.  You're more likely to see a live unicorn than to catch me in a bad mood.  I am one of the most positive people you will ever meet.  Having said that, I'm also extremely realistic.  I've had my fair share of relationships but have extreme commitment issues. I think the world has become way to politically correct and sensitive. I am extremely social. I would be nowhere without my friends, they're as much my family as my blood-relatives. I am extremely passionate. I play fantasy football.

That should be enough to start. If you're up for it, come take a journey with me and we'll see where this thing goes.  I don't take myself too seriously, neither should you.  So if I'm writing to some, many, or just myself, please enjoy.

Until next time,
Alli